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AmboySlim

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#63
An old man is eating at a restaurant and is known for being very demanding and nitpicky. He calls up a waiter and says

"Will you please taste my soup? There's something wrong"

The teenager replies with "that's against restaurant policy, sir"

"Aye come on your new here so let me tell you how this works. I say there is something wrong, so there is something wrong"

The boy looked behind him to check if his supervisor was watching before saying "okay I will taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"

"Exactly"
 

Silverpuddle

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#66
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.

"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway."

"Oh it's worse than that," he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"
 

Silverpuddle

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#68
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
 
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