So I've been leaving the house more (not by choice) and I've been seeing a lot more of the neighbors. There's this one woman across the street who's always walking around the neighborhood with her baby. We've started saying "hi" or waving when we see each other, just like I'm sure she does with any other neighbor she sees. That's the extent of it, we haven't even introduced ourselves by name.
Today I was leaving for the grocery store. She, her husband and the baby were all out sitting on their lawn. She waved to me as I was getting in my car, and I waved back. Her husband gave her a surprised look then, as I was driving past, stared at me with this fucking dirty look on his face. When I got home half an hour later, they were still in their yard but now clearly arguing. I go into my trailer then come back out to throw out some trash, and the husband actually points at me, though I still can't hear what's being said.
So now I'm thinking fuck this dude. I don't even really want to, but now I think I might have to bang his wife, just on basic principle. And if he's as much of an ass as he seems, it probably won't even be that hard to talk her into it.