Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Mar 14, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

    They warned her about going out

    and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

    But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

    And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

    Tom Brokaw!

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

    They told Yamshe couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokawbecause he's just......

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    OK! Here it is!



  2. ScouseJM

    ScouseJM Well-Known Member

  3. Surviving

    Surviving Well-Known Member


    I failed to see that coming...
  4. WhyMeWhy

    WhyMeWhy Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
  5. Hazel

    Hazel SF & Antiquitie's Friend Staff Alumni

    Brilliant!!!!! :laugh:
  6. Joshuwah

    Joshuwah Well-Known Member

  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  8. PeaceBlueFire

    PeaceBlueFire Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Thanks for sharing! :laugh:
  9. daniel2

    daniel2 Banned Member

    good one!
  10. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    :laugh: thats great
  11. psycho8

    psycho8 Well-Known Member

  12. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    Hah, i love it :)
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