Proof of God's sadism

Discussion in 'Soap Box' started by pit, May 20, 2009.

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  1. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    the orgasm - a minute or so
    eating a sundae - 5 to 10 minutes
    any kinda pain (broken bone, cancer, flu, migraines, emphysema, etc.) - hours, days, weeks, months -- unending.
     
  2. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member

    still the best blow job in the world is totally worth a broken foot.
     
  3. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Yeah, whether it's worth it or not is a huge thing. Most people on the entire planet far and away like the current setup.

    The suicidal, though, disagree.

    Further, what about a loving relationship? That can last decades, same as any of the suffering. The orgasm is much like the impact of the rock on your foot... the relationship is more like the long, low-intensity recovery in a cast.
     
  4. Samsara

    Samsara Well-Known Member

    I lol'd :D

    I think I agree tho :) The good things in life may be fleeting...but the juice is totally worth the squeeze :D
     
  5. Random

    Random Well-Known Member

    Have you ever had a broken foot? I've had a broken toe and it was excruciating.
     
  6. Zurkhardo

    Zurkhardo Well-Known Member

    It would have to be some blowjob I'd imagine...
     
  7. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member

    I've never broken my toe before, nor my foot. I've only broken my left pinky finger and my right hand's middle-finger knuckle and finger(don't punch TVs). Either or, totally worth it for a good blowjob.
     
  8. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

    That's all physical.
    Happiness can last a long time, and so can depression.
     
  9. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    Oh, you ruined my theory!:dry:
     
  10. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

    lol awe I'm sorry :hug:
     
  11. Jack Rabbit

    Jack Rabbit Well-Known Member

    So if we're done with the theory, let's just get back to the orgasms...
     
  12. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    Wait...we haven't heard from the women yet. Theirs last longer and they can have multiples.
     
  13. Just_a_guy

    Just_a_guy Well-Known Member

    Pain is the reason most of us are still alive. Imagine what would happen if you couldnt feel any pain.
     
  14. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member

  15. Random

    Random Well-Known Member

    It's totally worse when whatever's broken is on the end of your leg. I was 14 when I broke my toe. At that age, I never sat still unless I was asleep. The problem with a broken toe is that they can't really do anything about it besides tape it to the toe beside it and give you a wooden sandal. I wore the sandal a few times before I realized it was basically useless and just made it harder to get around.

    It took several months before the toe was healed and (all these years later) it still hurts like all hell if I stub it on something. Mostly, it took longer for it to heal because I wouldn't stay off of it. I wanted to run and play with the other kids.
     
  16. Jack Rabbit

    Jack Rabbit Well-Known Member

    It's a real condition. And I've been trying to write a story where the protagonist has this condition. No stealing!:mortdesinos:
     
  17. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member


    I have a problem with my feet that's going to require both my small "pinky" toes to be broken soon . . . I'm not really looking forward to it, but the world's best blow job would totally make it more worth while. Lemme just say this, breaking your knuckle and finger sucks, it was very painful and my right hand was basically useless for about 6 weeks. When I broke my pinky, I didn't realize it was broken for two weeks or so I just was like "why does my pinky finger hurt?" At the doctor for a check he told me I had fractured it, and that's all he did.
     
  18. Random

    Random Well-Known Member

    In that case, good luck 'coz that shit hurts. Though the pain isn't really that severe after the initial shock of it. The worst part for me was when I initially broke it, which (of course) was an accident and I wasn't anesthetized as you probably will be. Later, when it's trying to heal, it only really hurts if you have to walk on that foot and then it's more of a really deep, dull ache. My toe was what they called a spiral fracture. Meaning it was broken in several places. Maybe yours won't be so bad.
     
  19. Just_a_guy

    Just_a_guy Well-Known Member

  20. GabrielConroy

    GabrielConroy Well-Known Member

    So in the ideal world we flip this then
    all pain lasts a minute or so
    sundae's remain a 5 to 10 minute adventure
    and orgams (of all kinds) hours, days, weeks, months--unending

    i think youre right god is pretty sadistic :dry:
     
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