Proof of stupidity!

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  1. Rogue1

    Rogue1 Active Member

    In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's
    the only time I have to work on my hair).

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
    Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

    On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
    (and that would be how???...)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not
    turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot
    after heating." (...and you thought????..)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
    body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???.....)

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

    On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash!)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
    Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

    I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one:
    On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment
    does not enable you to fly."

    On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
    hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
  2. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    LOL made me laugh! Thanks Rogue! *is still smiling*
  3. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    the better version of that one is:
    "On a packet of nuts: WARNING: May contain nuts"

    thanx for sharing these are great

  4. Richpit10

    Richpit10 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, very funny. thanks for those!:laugh:

    My personal favourite is everytime i go to the gym: im on a weights machine putting my all into pulling/pushing and i see this sticker on it telling me to 'KEEP CLEAR OF MOVING PARTS'
  5. Isa

    Isa Well-Known Member

    lol that was funny.
  6. Jodi

    Jodi Staff Alumni


    (((((((Hey thanks for this thread, we can all use a good laugh)))))))


  7. Rogue1

    Rogue1 Active Member

    Glad to oblige!:biggrin:
  8. sosad

    sosad Well-Known Member

    i just got a pedomitor and in the section for donts it says dont walk on ice during a thunder storm ice may melt
  9. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    I laughed for ages on reading that...especially since I've seen the Wallace and Gromit movie. Has anyone else? Wallace wakes up naked and puts on a box to cover himself up...that's what it says on it :D
  10. AloneInTheDark

    AloneInTheDark Well-Known Member

    lol this made me laugh so much!

  11. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

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