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Proof of stupidity!

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Rogue1

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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's
the only time I have to work on my hair).


On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???...)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not
turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot
after heating." (...and you thought????..)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???.....)


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."


On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
 

bunny

Staff Alumni
#3
Rouge1 said:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts.
the better version of that one is:
"On a packet of nuts: WARNING: May contain nuts"

thanx for sharing these are great

bunny
 

Richpit10

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Yeah, very funny. thanks for those!:laugh:

My personal favourite is everytime i go to the gym: im on a weights machine putting my all into pulling/pushing and i see this sticker on it telling me to 'KEEP CLEAR OF MOVING PARTS'
 
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Bunny said:
"On a packet of nuts: WARNING: May contain nuts"
I laughed for ages on reading that...especially since I've seen the Wallace and Gromit movie. Has anyone else? Wallace wakes up naked and puts on a box to cover himself up...that's what it says on it :D
 
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