Psychologist joke

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by lifeisashedog, Nov 13, 2008.

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  1. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    What does a psychologist say to his girlfriend on the first date?

    RELAX, BABY. I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU. I JUST WANNA FUCK YOU, THAT'S ALL.

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  2. jameslyons

    jameslyons Well-Known Member

    That's funny.

    A couple move into a new neighborhood, they're invited over to dine with their new neighbors. The wife is a psychiatrist and the husband is a clinical psychologist. Over dinner they discuss sports, weather, local municipal politics and music tastes.

    Vetted the newly moved couple seem quite normal and serene. Dismayed and annoyed the neighbors whisk the couple out the door. They invite, week after week, the couple over for dinners, lunches, and outdoor hikes until through hours of conversation the couple remain pleasant, friendly, and communicative. They have a healthy sex life, they calmly argue and always resolve their frustrated feelings.

    Finally the neighbors have had enough and sell their house. When asked by the couple why they intend to move, the psychiatrist exclaims,

    "Never shouting, never crying, never anything. We want to live with normal people!"
     
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