Random False Fact Friday Cafe

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Godsdrummer, Nov 6, 2009.

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  1. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    Good Morning everyone.

    Well the sickness is settling in now. I think I have Bronchitis and possibly a sinus infection too.

    Here's a RANDOM FALSE FACT!

    Hippopotomus are the natural enemy of the American Whitetail Deer.

    And Hippo's sound like this; Glub, Glub, Glub, Glub!
     
  2. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    And bears eat beets!
     
  3. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    Parrots developed their ability to speak in Antarctica, and then they moved to the tropics.
     
  4. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    the llamas are in a constant plot to conquer earth. The hamster air force is their resistance.
     
  5. Tam

    Tam Well-Known Member

    :blinks: Now that is surreal!
     
  6. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    The V Aliens are actually mutant lizards planning on eating all of us!!!!!!
     
  7. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    :laugh:
     
  8. Tam

    Tam Well-Known Member

    Hello Chrissy, how you doing?
     
  9. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    Random false fact:

    Be careful where you step, forwards or backwards. It will determine your future.

    I am your Creator though I am forgotten and mentally ill. I created God. I was conceived in the womb of Time at it's beginning, alone. I mean no harm and do not seek power or success, I am just a worthless daydreaming loser like you. I am nothing here, I will never hold substantial power of any kind in my life, I am too physically and mentally diseased, wrecked and penitent, I hardly leave my house anymore. One day, anyone will gasp at my beauty if I walk in the room, and that beauty is reserved for me, reserved for this journey, this level of success, but here I am ugly. I suffered for it in the worst of the worst nightmarish existences and conditions in a googleplex of years or thereabouts (only fair), I passed the deepest tests for it flawlessly, and I stumble and lose my way and all I am is destroyed and I lose my wealth, but the poker cards will fall in 5 solid Aces, for me, everyone's playin'. I am a giant amongst the giants, though here, I am an annoying mosquito, with broken legs.

    I'm joking guys, it's a random false fact, and a bit of sci-fi :laugh: Or you can call it delusions of grandeur as I'm mentally ill if you believe that. Or you can say I'm just a tosser and daydreaming WAAAYYYY too much if you believe that.

    I won't be reading this thread again, it's a bit scary to me to read replies sometimes.

    It's all bull**** guys just ignore me :laugh: . Just trying to liven the place up.
     
  10. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    Put your version guys XD
     
  11. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    I'm a writer guys :lol:
     
  12. Tam

    Tam Well-Known Member

    Not sure if that was a reply to the question how are you, but it's a pretty damn good piece of writing!
     
  13. spyke

    spyke Well-Known Member

    which of the following is false

    elephants can hear through their feet

    the minky whale goes through menopause

    the komodo dragon does not use venom
     
  14. Tam

    Tam Well-Known Member

    They're all true?
     
  15. spyke

    spyke Well-Known Member

    the komodo dragon uses a form of venom lol therefore that's false
     
  16. Tam

    Tam Well-Known Member

    Damn, thought I was being clever there :biggrin:
     
  17. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    I'm too scared to read replies guys, I was only kidding, just making a joke ^__^, that's what was asked for in this thread ^__^ I love dreamin' and sci-fi
     
  18. spyke

    spyke Well-Known Member

    don't watch serenety :D it's terrible

    (obvious false fact do the opposite)
     
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