Fuck Microsoft and their "auto updates"... slowing down my computer and ruining a perfectly good song. Oh, great, the latest security updates... gee, thanks. You know what would be better than regular security updates? If you were able to design an operating system that wasn't so vulnerable to viruses and hackers in the first place. But that's okay, I understand. It's not like you're a huge multi billion dollar corporation with the resources to be able to do something like that. Poor Bill Gates, just a struggling businessman trying to get by in a tough economy. I suppose it's my own fault for still using Windows XP. Maybe I could afford to buy a new computer if I had a net worth of $61 billion. You're welcome, Bill. Not like I had a choice in the matter. It was either your piece of crap operating system or an Apple, and since I'm not cool enough to be a hipster, I went with the Hewlett Packard.