rats, lament, fatty

Discussion in 'Poet's Corner' started by pit, May 14, 2007.

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  1. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    Rats

    I'd love to
    Make friends with rats
    But they poop all over


    Lament

    I think I'm getting
    Irritable Bowel Syndrome
    Chronic nasal polyps
    Carbuncles on my feet
    And arthritis in my wrists and ankles
    Do you think Nature's telling me to get lost?


    Fatty

    You say I'm a
    Fat fucking slob
    A glutton with shirt and pants
    Painted on
    But my stomach is glad to meet you
     
  2. Jackson

    Jackson Guest

    I like your sense of humor.
     
  3. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    Thanks!
     
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