Real Happenings in IRC Chatrooms

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by resistance, Aug 29, 2007.

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  1. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    ... made me smile. :)

    Razer: shit..DS is coming..
    TriSpear: how do you know?
    Wicked_Sword: The annoying n00b?
    Razer: He just signed onto AIM..
    EnergyWave: yeah...the kid who sucks at being a sader..
    Wicked_Sword: shit, shit, shit.
    Razer: Hide!!
    * Razer is now known as Razer[Away]
    * DevilsGrace is now known as DevilsGrace[Out]
    * Wicked_Sword is now known as WS[Away]
    * TriSpear is now known as Tri[Gone]
    * Hampton is now known as Hampton[bbl]
    * EnergyWave is now known as EnergyWave[afk]
    * _Godly_Strike_ is now known as GS[bbiab]
    Razer[Away]: >.>
    * DarkShadows has joined #Saders
    DarkShadows: hey evry1
    DarkShadows: n e 1 wanna play w/ me
    DarkShadows: 1 here..
    * DarkShadows has Quit(Quit: User Exited)
    Razer[Away]: w00t!
    WS[Away]: I kinda feel bad for him..Now...He just got ditched by an entire channel...

    <frank> can you help me install GTA3?
    <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
    * frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
    <knightmare> ...

    <fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
    <atsleek> lol
    <Nefemus> what?

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    * Aquazzz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
    * RiotingNerd has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
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    <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
    <+Christin1> how do i do that

    And my favourite...

    (@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
    (@eliaz`medal): foot things
    (@eliaz`medal): extensions
    (@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet
    (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each ::
    (@eliaz`medal): :/
    (@eliaz`medal): dunno name
    (@Ched): toes?
  2. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    omg the last one is the funniest. That had me laughing...

  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

  5. :laugh: That made me laugh. Thanks!
  6. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Last one is my favorite.
  7. Dragon

    Dragon Staff Alumni

    Ooh, I have some too =3 This reminded me of them.

    <Toller> hey jaimer
    <jaimer> hey
    <Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
    <jaimer> excuse me?
    <Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
    <Toller> right?
    <jaimer> You stupid shit
    <Toller> ?
    <Toller> What?
    <jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
    <Toller> you know it is, duh.
    <jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
    <jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
    <Toller> hah!
    <Toller> what's
    <Toller> your joking right/
    <jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
    <Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
    <Toller> Jaime?
    <psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
    <Toller> fuck
    <Toller> Fuck!
    <psmylie> best run, boy
    *** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
    <psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
    <jaimer> lol
    <psmylie> brilliant... but evil
    <jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

    <kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
    <matts> kritical: um no...
    <kritical> matts: um yes
    <kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
    <kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

    <madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
    <maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
    <maff> with frosting and everything
    <madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
    <maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

    <frank> can you help me install GTA3?
    <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
    frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
    <knightmare> ...

    serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
    ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
    serluny:how did u do that?
    ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that
    serluny:what program
    ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
    serluny:how do i download it?
    ReDPriest: go to
    serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

    <Radz> Should I replay FF7?
    <spiderbait> Nobody's stopping you.
    <Radz> That's like another 90 hours I'd be away from you guys though. :(
    <payne> Do it.
    <spiderbait> Do it.
    <xCell> Do it.

    <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
    <+Christin1> how do i do that
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  8. The_Discarded

    The_Discarded Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
  9. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

  10. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    good grief lol hahahahahaha
  11. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    And some more... I love these hehe :)

    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
    <TheXPhial> vaccuums
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    <TheXPhial> black holes
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    <TheXPhial> lava?

    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind

    <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
    <Ouroboros> Ok.
    <tag> | .
    <Ouroboros> . |
    <tag> | .
    <Ouroboros> . |
    <tag> | .
    <Ouroboros> | .
    <Ouroboros> Whoops

    <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
  12. chasing_dreams

    chasing_dreams Well-Known Member

    "cinnamon rolls arent really revenge"

    :laugh: :rofl: :laugh:
  13. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    I must say i <3 these too ^^
  14. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Oh and...

    <UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
    <UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
    <Jock> o...k
    <UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
    <UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
    <UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
    <UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

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  16. RainbowChaser

    RainbowChaser Well-Known Member

  17. Dragon

    Dragon Staff Alumni

  18. Deathly Strike

    Deathly Strike Well-Known Member

    <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
    <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
    <SpaceRain> STUPID
  19. RainbowChaser

    RainbowChaser Well-Known Member

    This just happened in chat and I had to repeat it here...


    User ******* has logged in.

    User ******* has entered this room.

    21:27 [RainbowChaser] Hey *******
    21:28 [RainbowChaser] I think most of the room's watching Mock The Week
    21:29 [*******] wouldnt be suprised
    21:29 [*******] ill be back later
    21:29 [*******] well not that late
    21:29 [*******] soon?

    User ******* has logged out.

    21:31 [RainbowChaser] But it's just finished! :eek:hmy:


    Note: I got mod permission,
    Note 2: The number of stars only reflects my favourite number
  20. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <phxl|paper> and DANCE
    * nmp3bot dances :D-<
    * nmp3bot dances :D|-<
    * nmp3bot dances :D/-<
    <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

    <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
    <tatclass> er.
    <tatclass> hi.
    <andy\code> A common typo.
    <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

    <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

    <Sonium> someone speak python here?
    <lucky> SSSSS
    <Sonium> the programming language

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    *SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
    wacko Jacko ( has joined #santcuary
    <wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
    <hunney> I am spartacus
    <ji_pper>no im spartacus
    <Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
    <mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
    <wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

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