Religous Humour (don't shoot me)

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Church Wars

    Do Dogs go to Heaven?
    Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened!
    These two churches face each other across a busy street.

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  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

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  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Jewish Olympic Swimmer?

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    The Woodpecker might have to go!

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  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Church can be hilarious!

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  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Today is International Disturbed People's Day

    Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done.


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    I don't care if you lick windows,
    or take the special bus
    You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

    Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back..

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    Today's Message of the Day is:

    Life is short.
    Break some rules,
    Forgive quickly,
    Kiss slowly, Love truly,
    Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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  6. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    Love them all...With respect to dogs and heaven, of course a DOG goes to heaven - it spells GOD in reverse, right? :smile: :dog:
     
  7. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    :rofl: these are awesome!
     
  8. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    looooool! lolololoolol!

    Funny woman Terry is back!
     
  9. :lol!: lol.. Lol.. To terry's joke and lightbeam's post.. Hahaha...!!!
     
  10. Snake

    Snake Well-Known Member

    All rocks go to heaven.
     
  11. ThornThatNeverHeals

    ThornThatNeverHeals Well-Known Member

    :rofl: haha, terry as always you have given me a beaming smile that hurts me cheeks.... sending my thanks and luvs :hugtackles:
     
  12. r127q

    r127q Well-Known Member

    I think I may have grinned a few times. Help me complete/fix this joke.

    Religion and Science decided to take a day off and go to the beach together. They were having an okay time, till a few passive aggressive comments started to be tossed aroud.

    Religion: I stomp on your castle -- see? It is not a strong castle; pretend all you like, but it is just sand. Ha Ha Haaa
    Science: I stomp on your bible -- see? Pretend all you like but it is just crap.
     
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