How do rabbis defend themselves?
Jew-Jitsu.
What did the pants say to the belt?
Loosen up.
What does a Muslim child wear for Halloween?
A Mosque.
What did the earthquake say to the volcano?
Come over baby, whole lotta shakin going on.
THese jokes should brighten your day. Share them with your loved ones. And in case you want to know, yes, I write my own jokes.
:hamtaro:
Jew-Jitsu.
What did the pants say to the belt?
Loosen up.
What does a Muslim child wear for Halloween?
A Mosque.
What did the earthquake say to the volcano?
Come over baby, whole lotta shakin going on.
THese jokes should brighten your day. Share them with your loved ones. And in case you want to know, yes, I write my own jokes.
:hamtaro: