Riddle me This?! Riddle me That!?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by boo, Nov 7, 2009.

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  1. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    - Your dad tells you that he will pay you $6.00 an hour for the 6 seconds that you take to wash your hands before dinner.
    How much did you make for washing your hands?

    - A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is. The man replies, "Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son."
    Who was in the photograph?
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  2. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    im waiting for someone to reply to this cause its annoying me lol, these things wreck my head - I NEEEEEEEEEEED to know the answer. PM it to me so you dont ruin it for everyone else lol.
  3. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    6 cents :)

    ..and its him, the speaker himself :tongue:
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  4. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Which is heavier? A pound of feathers, or a pound of rocks?
  5. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    They are the same weight ;)
  6. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    :wink: yup

    What are the next 3 letters in the following sequence?
    J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, __, __, __
  7. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter



    Months of the year? lol
  8. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    Boo, you just cant beat us Irish - we are tooooo quick! :p
  9. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    lets see how clever your girls are...

    Jimmy's mother had 4 children. She named the first Monday. Named the second Tuesday. The third is named Wednesday. What is the name of the fourth child?
  10. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

  11. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    hahahahahahahahaah lol
  12. boo

    boo Well-Known Member


    A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
  13. AlexDanish

    AlexDanish Account Closed

    Survivors aren't buried :p
  14. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    In a year there are 12 months. 7 months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
  15. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    damn got in there before me lol
  16. Tim.

    Tim. SF Emoti-King

    All 12 months have 28 days.

    But I want to go back to that first one about the hand washing. I'm pretty sure that at $6.00/hour, you make $0.10/minute and $0.01 in six seconds. Unless I'm missing something because I'm not very bright.

    Then again, I used to be an attorney and we billed out in minimum increments of 1/10 of an hour, so I guess I should go with $0.60 plus soap and water fees.
  17. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    10 riddles

    What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

    What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

    What can you catch but not throw?

    I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

    What's black and white and red all over?

    What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

    I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

    Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
  18. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    yup you got it right :) 1 cent is the answer
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  19. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Fire, vomit and coffin
  20. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    1. Dish towel
    2. A fish. You remove the skin, cook it, then discard the bones.
    3. The railing
    4. A flu
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