Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Apr 24, 2008.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!

    An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,

    'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

    The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

    (Oh this is GOOD!!)?

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

    'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'
  2. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :rofl:
  3. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

    :laugh: :rofl:
  4. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Gawd I'm so stupid, I don't get it!! :huh::huh::huh:
  5. nagisa

    nagisa Staff Alumni

  6. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :rofl: haha thats a gud1 !!
  7. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

    res its okay :hug:
  8. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    heard that one before :laugh:
  9. anonymous51

    anonymous51 Staff Alumni

    I love how the Mexican guy stereotypically has burritos in his lunchbox. :rofl:
  10. SuperBo

    SuperBo Well-Known Member

  11. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    awww poor blonde :rofl:
  12. Allo..

    Allo.. Well-Known Member

    bit of a take off,
    but great :D
  13. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    :laugh: That's a thigh-slapper! Oh, dear [ouch!]! :hysterica
  14. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

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