SBF seeks male companionship

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by bunny, Aug 31, 2007.

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  1. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    i have no reason to believe this isn't a real personals ad, i thought it was funny so thought i would share :smile:

    Single Black Female Seeks Male Companionship

    Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods; riding in your pickup truck; hunting, camping, fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

    Call ***-**** and ask for Daisy

    The number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.

  2. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Haha That's so cute! :D
  3. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Very funny :laugh::tongue::biggrin:
  4. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni



    omg... hahahahahahahahahaha
  5. Datsik

    Datsik Forum Buddy

    That's disgusting. =\
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

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