self Defeating statements..

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by IV2010, Sep 10, 2010.

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  1. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member


    "I think all extremists should be shot."

    "I hate all those people who make generalizations"

    "I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care."

    "I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know."

    "I've decided that I procrastinate too much, but I'm going to change that in a week or so."

    "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."

    "I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect."

    "Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

    "I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous."

    "Thank God for atheism."

    "I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."

    "I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you."

    I'm not paranoid, but the people who are secretly plotting against me are.
  2. plates

    plates Well-Known Member

    Do you mean they are oxymorons (is that the right term, or is it paradox? :unsure: )?

    I like them :D
  3. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    I'll like to add one more...

    "She's pretty ugly" :p
  4. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    yeah add as many as you want....
    I think they're fun
  5. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    It's good to be bad

    IV is a sweetheart! (ok, no a self defeating statement, but who cares...)
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