1. victor

    victor Account Closed

    there r 4 types of sex:
    house sex - when u r newly married and have sex all over the house in all rooms
    bedroom sex - when u r married for a while and only have sex in the bedroom
    hall sex - when u r married 4 many many years and only say 'fuck u' passing each other in the hall
    courtroom sex - when ur wife and her lawyer fucks u hard in the divorce case for every penny u have

    non medical advice:
    lol if ure not laughing right now - seek medical advice
    ps smartie, i think i told u this one already lol but i though id share with everyone:D
     
  2. me myself and i

    me myself and i Account Closed

  3. victor

    victor Account Closed

    lol on what mate?:D
     
  4. nolonger

    nolonger Well-Known Member

    lmao XD

    'hall sex' <---- haha!
     
  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    ah hall sex...remember it well :dry:
     
  6. victor

    victor Account Closed

    lol, sorry to hear that mate
     
  7. WildCherry

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  8. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    haha wow...
     
  9. victor

    victor Account Closed

    A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

    Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

    "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I�ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you�re so old... how do you do it?"

    Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck �em dry!"