Sexist joke

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by lifeisashedog, Apr 30, 2008.

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  1. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Old friends, a truck driver and a school teacher meet in a cafe. They have a coffee and chit-chat and at the end truck driver says manly to the school teacher:

    "Now, go take care of the little ones, woman. And I will go out to work and pay taxes to feed you."

    The school teacher replies:

    "Honey, I would have starved to death long time ago if you were my only taxpayer."
     
  2. Canti

    Canti Guest

    :sad:
     
  3. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    :sad:
     
  4. smackh2o

    smackh2o SF Supporter

    :eek:hmy:

    Ok it's war now :tongue:

    Which is harder to make?
    A brunette snow woman, a redhead snow woman or a blonde snow woman?

    Ans. A blonde snow woman because you have to hollow out the head.
     
  5. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    So be the war!:laugh::starwars:

    ECONOMICAL IMPACT OF SCHOOLTEACHING AND PROSTITUTION

    In school men are expected to sit still and pour knowledge to their heads.

    In brothels, on the other hand, only men who work hard and earn money are welcome.

    In other words: Schoolteaching encourages passive consumption while prostitution encourages active production.

    Therefore we are forced to conclude:

    THE BEST WAY TO BOOST THE NATIONAL ECONOMY IS TO CONVERT SCHOOLTEACHERS INTO PROSTITUTES!


    :eek:ld::idea:
     
  6. smackh2o

    smackh2o SF Supporter

    Dammit men suck :laugh:
     
  7. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

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