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Shaky Old Lady

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Feb 16, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:

    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

    Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?'

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'

    The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

    The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'

    She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'

  2. carol2237

    carol2237 Guest

    hahahahaha, thanks hun, i needed that

    ~if your going through hell, keep on going~
  3. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :rofl: good one:tongue:
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  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    thaaaaaaattts baaaaaaadddddd! :laugh:
  6. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Oh my goodness.
  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  8. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    Oh lawd.
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