Should i sue God?

Discussion in 'Suicidal Thoughts and Feelings' started by lifeisashedog, Jul 12, 2008.

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Should I sue God for depriving me of my right not to exist?

  1. Yes, sue the old bastard!!!

    5 vote(s)
    62.5%
  2. No, nevermind, just kill yourself.

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%
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  1. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Should I sue God for depriving me of my right not to exist?

    (I guess I can't sue my parents, they were just young and stupid and playing naughty games. But God masterminded it all and pulled the stings from behind.)
     
  2. mortdesinos

    mortdesinos Well-Known Member

    Sue Him, but use a good lawyer.
     
  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Sorry I can't vote in this poll because my choice isn't there.
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    sue him:dry: the bastard deserves to be sued 6 billion times!!
     
  5. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

  6. AlexDanish

    AlexDanish Account Closed

    God's a sick bastard.
     
  7. mortdesinos

    mortdesinos Well-Known Member

    I think it's funny that two people said to go kill yourself. I hadn't even thought about choosing that option. What a liberal board :)
     
  8. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    I closed the poll because anyone voting for you killing yourself would be breaking the site rules by encouraging you.

    We don't want you going anywhere. :smile:
     
  9. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Thanks :hug: :SF:
     
  10. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    :sf:
    :biggrin:
     
  11. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl: :rolleyes: so you must be looking for a pretty good lawyer?:huh:
     
  12. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

  13. OutCaste

    OutCaste Well-Known Member

    yeah only if he existed because his existance is as likely as finding the value of 1/0.:rolleyes:
     
  14. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Ahem...

    if you divide 1 apples to 0 children, you end up having 1 untouched apple.

    Therefore: 1/0 = 1

    Problem solved :albert:
     
  15. riz

    riz Senior Member

    Meh. There is no God. (At least to me...)
     
  16. OutCaste

    OutCaste Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
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