Silly Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Julia-C, Feb 15, 2011.

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  1. Julia-C

    Julia-C Well-Known Member

    This is for fun. Post funny, silly, or strange pickup lines here.

    I saw this one on TV. Thought it was funny and silly.

    Guy says, "excuse me. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?"
    Woman replies, "I don't know."
    Guy says, "enough to break the ice."
     
  2. gakky1

    gakky1 Well-Known Member

    Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

    What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? :wink:

    I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

    I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.:smile:
     
  3. The Scream

    The Scream Well-Known Member

    Did it hurt?
    what?
    when you fell from heaven....


    lol lol, that's such a cheap one :laugh:
     
  4. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    I lost my number, can I have yours?

    this one is kinda cute: Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
     
  5. The Scream

    The Scream Well-Known Member

    do you like your eggs cooked, baked or fertilized? :laugh:
     
  6. Deleted SKU

    Deleted SKU Well-Known Member

    Hey, if i asked you out, would the answer be the same as your answer to this question?
     
  7. gakky1

    gakky1 Well-Known Member

    I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

    You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.:mellow:

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? :huh:
     
  8. Worthless

    Worthless Well-Known Member

    You must be a broom.
    Why?
    Coz you just swept me off my feet.

    So lame haha. Clever though.
     
  9. black orchid

    black orchid Well-Known Member

    Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?
     
  10. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
     
  11. Ravenwing

    Ravenwing Well-Known Member

    "Can I cook you a meal?"

    "When?"

    "Breakfast in the morning."

    :rofl::eeew:
     
  12. Worthless

    Worthless Well-Known Member

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first
     
  13. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    *checks label on shirt* Hmmm... just as I thought.."made in heaven"
     
  14. Worthless

    Worthless Well-Known Member

    I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet
     
  15. AnnieOakley

    AnnieOakley Well-Known Member

    Well, I was walking to the store one day, and there was this really old guy trying to cross the street, and I asked if he wanted me to help him, and he replied with 'Only if you let me touch your boobs'.
     
  16. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    "You remind me of my next girlfriend." I actually had someone say that to me once.

    "I'm an organ donor, need anything?"

    "You're so sweet there's a wanted poster for you in the candy store."

    "If your heart was a prison, I'll take a life sentence."

    And this one amused me because I was there when my friend said it to the guy who was hitting on her.

    Him: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
    Her: The alphabet is fine the way it is, N and O are already together.
     
  17. gakky1

    gakky1 Well-Known Member

    ^^ That was me. :mhmm:

    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

    Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.:blink:
     
  18. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    Lol! Just ... lmao!! It actually hurts to laugh this hard!! Lol you so made my night!! I guess I wouldn't be laughing so hard if someone used that one on me.
     
  19. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Man"hey would you hit a guy with glasses?"

    Woman "no"

    Man " cool, I notice your ass isn't wearing glasses, can I hit that?"
     
  20. gakky1

    gakky1 Well-Known Member

    Falling for you would be a very short trip.

    Don't be so picky... I wasn't!:mellow:

    Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

    Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.:huh:
     
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