The subject of today's rant is food. The product in question: beef sausage. On the bright side: I like beef. Beef is good. I like sausage. This should be completely non controversial. So why do I have reason to rant? I'll tell you why. Beef sausage; ingredients: beef, water, corn syrup, soy. Corn syrup? Soy? What the fuck? I don't even have the words to rant about this, all I can say is, what... the... FUCK? I paid for meat, and I get sugar, water, and plant based fillers. Oh sure, there's some beef in there too, but God dammit, when I order a hamburger, I expect fucking cow on a fucking bun, not partially hydrogenated beef flavored tofu product. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING TO MY FOOD??? What am I even eating anymore??? No wonder I feel so damn depressed and confused all the time, apparently my diet consists of chemicals, preservatives, and mystery meat which may or may not be actual meat. Can we just go back to the way things used to be? I'm not so delusional to think that life was perfect back then, but at least we knew when we were getting ripped off. At least we had a choice in the matter. Now you fucks will just sell us anything, it doesn't matter what's in it, whether or not it will kill us, whether or not it was made by sweat shop child laborers in China, nobody fucking cares anymore as long as the shareholders are happy, right? Hey, great, so you found a way to save a penny on every sausage link you sell by injecting it with soy instead of beef, and you found a way to make it even more fattening by giving it a corn syrup kick. Great, because lord knows I couldn't enjoy my protein without a nice healthy dose of simple carbohydrates, right? Not to mention enough sodium based preservatives to dehydrate a fucking camel. No wonder they say we should be drinking 8 glasses of water a day... not because that's what the human body normally needs, but after you consume 10 times the daily recommended allowance of salt, you're going to need a fucking glass of water to wash down that salt boulder or else your body will be feeling as thick as the Dead Sea, right? Oh, and don't get me started on the antibiotics you're feeding the cows... even the beef itself is artificially processed and filled with chemicals. I'm sure my future chemotherapist thanks you. This concludes my latest rant. This was just a rant. If it had been an actual meltdown, shit would have been hitting the fan. I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.