WOMAN : You remind me of the sea. MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick. Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."