Stray cats

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by bunny, Dec 20, 2007.

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  1. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    1. Stray cats will not be fed.

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    2. Stray cats will not be fed
    anything except dry cat food.

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    3. Stray cats will not be fed
    anything except canned cat food.

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    4. Stray cats will not be fed anything
    except canned cat food, yummy treats
    and leftover fish scraps.

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    5. Stray cats will not be encouraged
    to make this house their permanent residence.

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    6. Stray cats will not be petted,
    played with or picked up and
    cuddled unnecessarily.

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    7. Stray cats that are petted,
    played with, picked up
    and cuddled will absolutely
    not be given a name.

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    8. Stray cats with or without a name
    will not be allowed inside the house at any time.

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    9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside
    the house except at certain times.

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    10. Stray cats will not be allowed
    inside the house except on days ending in y.

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  2. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    11. Stray cats allowed inside will
    not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen
    their claws on the furniture.

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    12. Stray cats will not be permitted
    to jump up on, or sharpen claws on
    the really good furniture.

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    13. Stray cats will be permitted on
    all furniture but must sharpen claws on
    new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post
    with three perches.

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    14. Stray cats will answer the
    call of nature outdoors in the sand.

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    15. Stray cats will answer the
    call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact
    plastic tray filled with Fresh n Sweet kitty litter.

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    16. Stray cats will answer the
    call of nature in the hooded litter pan
    with a three-panel privacy screen
    and plenty of head room.

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    17. Stray cats will sleep outside.

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    18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

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    19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.

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    20. Stray cats will sleep in a
    cardboard box lined with an old blanket.

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  3. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    21. Stray cats will sleep in the special
    Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic
    lambs wool pillow.

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    22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.

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    23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.

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    24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed
    under the covers.

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    25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed
    under the covers except at the foot.

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    26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.

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    27. Stray cats will not play on the desk
    near the computer.

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    28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the
    computer keyboard on the desk when the
    human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier puyy
    kmm4hbdm9lo9jmdskdm,. USING IT.

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  4. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  5. GypsyGirl

    GypsyGirl Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Here kitty, kitty! :smile:
     
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    You've been spying on me Buns :eek:hmy::laugh:
     
  7. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    cats are awesome
     
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