Stupid comments.

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Confusticated, Nov 20, 2010.

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  1. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    Do you ever have one of those days when somebody just says something completely.. stupid? For example, today, about 10 minutes ago, my mother has come down from bed to use the bathroom. Our conversation went something like this;

    Mother: It's late, you must be hungry?
    Me: Yeah, I've made some food though.
    Mother: Why did you do that?

    Okay she's probably tired but wtf?! XD


    So now it's your turn to share yours. :D
     
  2. Johnnyc

    Johnnyc Well-Known Member

    It's my duty as a human being to make stupid if not absurd comments.
     
  3. foreverforgotten

    foreverforgotten Well-Known Member

    almost everything my mom says :D
    lol
     
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  4. MiraWolf95

    MiraWolf95 Account Closed

    Person: "Are you Shy?"
    Me: "Yes"
    Person: "Why are you Shy?"
    Me: "Erm.. my personality?"
    Person: "Oh."
    Me: "Yeah." -walks off-

    Thats so stupid asking somebody why they're shy.
    Thats like asking a cancer patient why do they have cancer.
     
  5. oval

    oval Well-Known Member

    dad: hey how do you record a video with this camera?
    me:you press the button with the camera on it!
    dad: wheres that at?
    me: right there! (points at button)
    dad: how do you do it?
    me: you press it!!
    dad: and whats that good for then?......
     
  6. PiecesMended

    PiecesMended Well-Known Member

    Nearly every conversation I have ever!
    But example!:
    Mother in bathroom - had obviously been sick.
    Me: Mum? What are you doing?
    Mum: *evil glare* Oh, I'm just praying!"
    i have MANY more examples of me being stupid! :yay:
     
  7. MadeOfGlass

    MadeOfGlass Well-Known Member

    -Looking at a worksheet-

    Me: "Uhhh, is a tree a plant?"
    My best friend: "You're not serious."
    Me: "Whaaaaaaaat??"
    My best friend: "Yes. It's a plant."
     
  8. Domo

    Domo Well-Known Member

    Me: 'I have a twin brother'
    Someone: 'Are you identical?'
    Me: 0_o
     
  9. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Haha, best yet!
     
  10. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    meh~ I don't know... because of my problems with verbal communication (and even if it's just in text; I'm equally awkward) I tend to say extremely pointless things on a regular basis... or just make a random sound effect when I can't think of something to say fast enough.

    I hate awkward silence...
    Nothing fills in an awkward silence better than car racing sound effects :bubble:
    oh yes.
     
  11. Domo

    Domo Well-Known Member

    You should skype with me and Dave, Vane. Yesterday he was making predator sound effects! :laugh:
     
  12. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    ono!! I'll be abducted!
    I wouldn't last long being hunted, you know?!
     
  13. Domo

    Domo Well-Known Member

    I'll protect you! (with my corpse)
     
  14. ~Claire

    ~Claire Well-Known Member

    Office Tannoy on Thursday; "We are currently testing the voice alarm. If you cannot hear this announcement then please email Building Services".
     
  15. Pécheur

    Pécheur Account Closed

    Me: I got it from poundland
    Friend: Ugh, that's lame, how much was it?





    Me: Don't speed, it's not worth it when you get the points
    Shanie: Do police speed when they are in persuit? Like do the camera's get them?
     
  16. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Er... Poundland = Britain? I don't get it...
     
  17. oval

    oval Well-Known Member

    im guessing its something like the dollar store in britain
     
  18. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Ooh, that makes sense! Then it's "obviously" costing a pound!
     
  19. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    Poundland is a place where everything is one pound. So yes, like a dollar store. Everything sells at one pound. However I have been to one of those stores and spent £1.10...
     
  20. Pécheur

    Pécheur Account Closed

    :laugh:

    what did I start, yeahh everything is a 'dollar'.
     
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