Tales of Bisexual boredom please.

Tales of bisexual boredom most welcome.

Pansexuals,Asexuals,Third sex,Androgynous and guys who slipped off their bike seats one too many times.All your tales of drudgery are welcome.

Did that packet of condoms dried out and have to be thrown in the bin?
Has ennui meant that once loved dildo lies forgotten in the back of a dusty cupboard?
Do you find yourself contemplating taking up needle point?
Do you consider large gray baggy underpants with only a few moth eaten holes in them to be perfectly adequate for day to day use?

Homosexuals,heterosexuals,transsexuals and pedophiles are banned from this conversation.

You have your exciting nightclubs,golf courses,Germany and jails as respective places to discuss your lifestyles.

 

no tales atm, but i'm bored, so am posting this.

 

I am waiting for online jigsaws to come online.Things will get really interesting then,let me tell you.

How bored are you?And what kind of bored?
You know,like Eskimo's have 140 words for different types of snow,that kind of thing.

 

bored enough to keep refreshing new posts in hopes of new posts. >.<

 

Well here is a dance off between a Hamster and Whacko Jacko.

:hamster::moonwalk:

You can decide who wins.

 

*applauding*
even if i'd start 1000 threads non of it would be anything to compare
respect

 

hamster. no doubt. ^^

:turtle: =cute

 

also, Vitas...you're hetero.

 

excuse me?! i just deep-throated two guys at once n ure telling me such lies bout my sexuality?! oh my, oh my!

 

Not so Victor.

How about we make a date to spend next new year totally drunk and doing you-know-what.

If nothing better comes along for either of us between now and then,why not? :donut:

 

:cow:

 

Yes,the Hamster is judged the winner.
Bits were falling of Michael anyway.

Romancer,Victor may be a hetero,but if I make my bum up to look like a ladies face,with false eye lashes,lipstick,a pair of Groucho Marx specs from a joke shop and a Blond wig,I think he will still go for my offer.

My creation would not look unlike Diana the princess of hearts.

 

deal good, will be a reason to try hard 4 me basically, if i dont want to feel ur u know what inside my u know where, i better hurry up n find a girlfriend lmfao

 

Relax Victor.Honestly.

You have helped me re-confirm my gay side though.

You put me through my paces there dude.I now quite fancy seeing out the future with another man.

You brought back memories of how exciting it was to be with another guy.
Thanks.


You have helped cured me of WhatsHerFace?

 

shit, what ive done?! i always get myself in trouble lol well, as long as u wont end up heartbroken - go 4 whatever u wanna go 4 brother

 

Thank you Victor.

I hope you meet a good woman soon.
Turn on that cheeky charm of yours.

 

if they do exist ill find em, thats not a problem. but do they exist?! now thats a different question

 

:rofl: hahahahahahahaha!!!!! omfg

 

*slowly backs out of this thread*

 

too late im afraid lmfao