Tenants Grievance #106,456,367,669

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  1. Tenants Grievance #106,456,367,669

    I do not think the body a temple
    Since it is merely rentable
    And the absentee landlord is forever remiss
    When there are always so many things to fix
    And even if Reincarnation’s in the contract
    You never, ever get last month’s rent back
    Then, just when you least could predict it
    The sonofabitch has you evicted!

    (And when you read the fine print through and through
    You also find out you can’t take anything with you!)


    August, 2008

    *guesstimated number of people who have ever been born
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: fucking brilliant!!!
  3. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    No truer words were ever uttered!!!! And you certainly have a way with yours! Loved it.
  4. LOL! :laugh:

    Someone I know recommended we might start a Class Action Lawsuit. I said, yeah, well - the only problem with that is, all the GOOD lawyers are in Hell!!
  5. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    LOL! Thank you for the chuckles! :laugh:
  6. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    I like it very much!:smile:
  7. BelovedDreamer

    BelovedDreamer Well-Known Member

    Ooh, witty, biting and yet cognizant of sorrow all at once. Excellent.
  8. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :laugh: very good
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