Terrible puns

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by Øyvind, Jul 6, 2014.

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  1. Øyvind

    Øyvind Senior Member

    Anyone know any terrible puns?
    I don't, I just want to see other people's, so I will just start by posting ones I found:


    So Ellen Page just came out of the closet. Did Juno she was gay?

    The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore!


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  3. Concrete_Angel

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    I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked!

    I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerangs, but it came back to me

    England doesn't have a Kidneybank but it does have a Liverpool
     
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  4. Wastingecho

    Wastingecho Well-Known Member

    you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

    you can't tell puns to a kleptomanaic because they take everything literally
     
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  5. JMG

    JMG Well-Known Member

    Cool, didn't check those links so hope these aren't there already, so ya here are some I found that I thought were funny:

    The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell Prize.

    A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.

    My grade in Marine Biology is below C-level.

    Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    I always take a second pair of pants when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.

    A book just fell on my head.
    I've only got my shelf to blame.
     
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