The Bank

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Sep 11, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS....

    Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
    security system got underway immediately.

    The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash
    and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
    throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and
    inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's
    audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat".

    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
    vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

    They found not one-pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,
    all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
    than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

    The newspaper headline read:

    IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

    :eek:hmy::laugh::tongue:
     
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: eeewwww :puke:
     
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :laugh:
     
  4. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    :laugh: OMFG. How disgusting!!!
     
  5. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *pukes*
     
  6. abandof

    abandof Well-Known Member

    :blink: ack thats sick >.< :rofl:
     
  7. Axiom

    Axiom Account Closed

    tasty
     
  8. Forlornspirit

    Forlornspirit Well-Known Member

    I wonder what they'll tell their children >_?

    "Kids, I'm in jail because I ate a large amount of semen." ;_;
     
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