The Barn

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Aug 23, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal.

    The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 yrs.; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs.

    The house was sold to pay taxes.

    There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they had been welded shut. Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it wasn't complimentary to the property anyway – so, nobody made an offer on the place.

    The NY guy bought it at just over half of the property's worth; moved in, and set about to tear in to the barn – curiosity was killing him.

    So, he and his wife bought a generator and a couple of grinders – and cut thru the welds.

    What was in the barn?...................................

    Go to; and start wishing you had bought the place.
  2. He definitly got his money's worth. :yes:
  3. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    Holy shit...I mean, holy shit.
  4. RainbowChaser

    RainbowChaser Well-Known Member

    He might have got his money back with that :eek:hmy:
  5. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    good grief... imagine if you cleaned all those cars up... :eek:hmy:
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    lol Peanut...first words out of my mouth??? "HOLY SHIT!! :laugh::laugh: then I saw your post :laugh::laugh:

    Streuth NeverDie what a find :eek:hmy:
  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy: :eek:hmy:
  8. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Great minds Terry!
  9. Jenny

    Jenny Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy: Wowzers.. and there was me sat for ages trying to work this one out.. then i noticed the 'next' button! :doh:
  10. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    :laugh: Jenny

    WOW!!!! what a find!!! :eek:hmy:
  11. FoReVeR LoSt

    FoReVeR LoSt Well-Known Member

    i would be in heaven!!! i love cars and wow, i'm so jealous
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