Discussion in 'Soap Box' started by hammockmonkey, Jul 3, 2008.
You can totally be an alcoholic.
you can just disregard this.
apropos of nothing, I guess. :unsure:
PS: one of the few cases where the cover (the Fireballs) was better than the original (Tom Paxton). Especially like the tenor at the end.
You can also kill your family if they aren't christian. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)
Even better, killing people who work on Sundays. (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT) :laugh:
Y'know...? This thread is far more fun than I'd anticipated... :smile:
If only "cherry-picking" were but seasonal work...(rather often disregarded by the die-hard-Fundies who think it's a full-time, year-round job)...
"10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). I agree we should smite her for the polyester, but it is after all only 15% and the remaining cotton is Egyptian - can we let her off the hook just this once? :huh:"...
"Also, Uncle tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
(Leviticus 24:10-16.) :huh:"