The best thing about Christianity

Discussion in 'Opinions, Beliefs, & Points of View' started by hammockmonkey, Jul 3, 2008.

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  1. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member

    You can totally be an alcoholic.
  2. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member

    you can just disregard this.
  3. worlds edge

    worlds edge Well-Known Member

    apropos of nothing, I guess. :unsure:

    PS: one of the few cases where the cover (the Fireballs) was better than the original (Tom Paxton). Especially like the tenor at the end.
  4. Entoloma43

    Entoloma43 Well-Known Member

    You can also kill your family if they aren't christian. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

  5. Obsessive

    Obsessive Well-Known Member

    Even better, killing people who work on Sundays. (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT) :laugh:
  6. Y'know...? This thread is far more fun than I'd anticipated... :smile:

    If only "cherry-picking" were but seasonal work...(rather often disregarded by the die-hard-Fundies who think it's a full-time, year-round job)...

    "10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). I agree we should smite her for the polyester, but it is after all only 15% and the remaining cotton is Egyptian - can we let her off the hook just this once? :huh:"...

    "Also, Uncle tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
    (Leviticus 24:10-16.) :huh:"
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