The Computer Swallowed Grandma

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  1. youRprecious!

    youRprecious! Antiquities Friend

    Sorry folks, this isn't one of mine, but just had to post it for a bit of light-heartedness:

    The computer swallowed Grandma,
    Yes, honestly it’s true!
    She pressed 'control and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.
    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.
    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.
    In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'
    So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,
    And send her back to me

    This is a tribute to all the Grandmas & Grandpas,

    Nannas & Pops, who have been fearless and
    learned to use the Computer.........
    They are the greatest!!!

  2. total eclipse

    total eclipse SF Friend Staff Alumni

    That is so cute thanks for sharing it made me smile
  3. Twocky61

    Twocky61 Banned Member

    'Control & Enter' :rofl:

    She sure did lol

    Thanks urPrecious :applause: :hug2:
  4. i think i saw your granny once
    she looked ever so serene
    a regal, nay, majestic ghost
    floating across my screen

    i didn't know who she was
    or from where she came
    nor have i ever seen her since
    which really is a shame

    but now that i know who she is
    i'll be sure to try and catch her
    i will try to do a copy and paste
    so that i can send her right back at yer

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