Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by ClassicShowsFan, Aug 20, 2018.
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Randy Taylor: Mark, you're too old to believe in Santa Claus; kids are gonna start to make fun of you.
Mark Taylor: What are you talking about?
Randy Taylor: I hate to break it to you, but there is no Santa Claus.
Mark Taylor: You guys are poop-heads!
Randy Taylor: OK, fine; here's the truth: There used to be a Santa Claus, but he died six years ago.
Brad Taylor: Yep... you just missed out.
Mark Taylor: Santa Claus isn't dead.
Randy Taylor: Yes, he is. He had a terrible accident with one of his reindeer - Blitzen fell on him.
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week
What a nice night for an evening
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.