The hypnotist

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or three people up here to be put in a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

    "I want you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for six
    generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch, watch,
    watch...'

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to
    the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    'Shit,' said the hypnotist.

    It took 3 days to clean up the senior center

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  2. :rofl:

    Oh MAN!!!! I was SO NOT expecting that last line!!!!!!!
     
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  3. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :rofl: :hysterica :laugh:
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl:
     
  5. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. nagisa

    nagisa Chat & Forum Buddy Staff Alumni

    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  7. abandof

    abandof Well-Known Member

    Ack! :laugh:
     
  8. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

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  9. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

    Disgusting!:laugh:
     
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