The I am bored so ask a stupid question and get a silly answer thread...........

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by Perfect Melancholy, Jun 9, 2010.

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  1. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............................

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    Go on you know you want too, I see you looking
     
  2. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Why is my cat grass afraid of the sun?!
     
  3. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    what is cat grass for a start:unsure:? I had pictures of little paws growing out the garden then
     
  4. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    I have a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 trees per acre. The plot is 23 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will it take me to cut the trees down? :unsure:
     
  5. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    two budwesiers while you think about it

    five to start

    eight before you realise you started on the wrong plot

    twelve when you lose the first limb

    twenty to realise it would be quicker to napalm the whole area
     
  6. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    It's just grass grown for a cat to eat. He vomits less now that he has access to it!
     
  7. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    That is quite awesome, but keep it away from flyingdutchmen I think I just put an idea about napalming things in his head :blink:

    Maybe the grass is hiding from the sun, as it knows it will make it grow thus the cat will eat it..

    Grass has feelings too
     
  8. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    eeeeuuuuwwwww!
    I'm eating my breakfast....:blink:
     
  9. bluegrey

    bluegrey Antiquities Friend

    Do you have enough bar oil? Premix? Do you have enough chains? You generally can't resharpen one more than 3-4 times. :blink:
     
  10. MadeOfGlass

    MadeOfGlass Well-Known Member

    :rofl: thats hilarious!!

    My stupid question: Why is my science teacher obsessed with the fact he considers his students woodchucks? And by that, he thinks we're the actual animal. :blink: :laugh:
     
  11. dnE ehT

    dnE ehT Well-Known Member

    Because he actually thinks you are woodchucks. He is a paranoid schizophrenic. The sad part is no one has yet to notice...:anony:
     
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  12. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend


    Science teachers are rare Breeds they live in the cupboards in classrooms heating there dinner of the Bunsen burners. There only company the Skelton that is in the corner of the class room. For this you could forgive him for confusing you all for wood chucks, although I suggest the entire class should go in dressed as a woodchuck
     
  13. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Why aren't mods being elected by the members, but instead by other mods? :D
     
  14. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    I feel a make Boo mod thread coming on:cool:
     
  15. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    No don't please. I being serious.
     
  16. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    Why has No one at work noticed I have been on the Internet all day?
     
  17. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Because they were actually too busy.... working?
     
  18. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    Work? Friday afternoon. Lies boo lies!! We are all sat in here bored wondering what pranks we can play
     
  19. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend

    Bored and lonely >.< so feel free to ask anything:spidey:
     
  20. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    I want to know how I can learn to enjoy the sun! Gaaaah hate it! Wanna move to Vancouver!
     
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