The invisible killer all around us

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Hae-Gi, Apr 23, 2009.

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  1. Hae-Gi

    Hae-Gi Banned Member


    Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogenmonoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

    Dihydrogen monoxide is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain. It:

    * contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
    * may cause severe burns.
    * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
    * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
    * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.


    Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

    Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

    * as an industrial solvent and coolant.
    * in nuclear power plants.
    * in the production of styrofoam.
    * as a fire retardant.
    * in many forms of cruel animal research.
    * in the distribution of pesticides.
    * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

    Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!


    The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.


    Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.
  2. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    Well we can't live the way we do and always expect to be safe.

    You can't have both worlds.
    Even good things can have evil byproducts.
    I doubt humans will do anything that will greatly limit their lifestyles.
    A lot of nations use Nuclear Energy, Styrofoam is cheap and easy, pesticides kill pests, and what can I say we love our junk foods.
    All these I have mentioned are not things you can simply give up.
  3. Hae-Gi

    Hae-Gi Banned Member

    :/ It's just a joke. Dihydrogen monoxide = dihydrogen (H2) + monoxide (O).
  4. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    Sorry failed physics. :laugh:
    But oddly enough I always got A's in Biology.
  5. Crue-K

    Crue-K Well-Known Member

    Wow, I remember this joke from many years ago. Where did you dig it up from?
  6. Hae-Gi

    Hae-Gi Banned Member

    Someone on another forum posted it... but then I also found a whole site for it:

    :smile: A shame that so few have taken notice of this thread.
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