The Land of Oz

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Apr 10, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado


    And off they whirled to the land of OZ.


    They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to
    find the Great Wizard


    What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'


    Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:


    'I've come for some courage.'


    'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'


    Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:


    'Well, I think I need a heart.'


    'Done! Says the Wizard.'


    'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'


    Up stepped Bush and said,


    'The American people say that I need a brain.'


    'No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done.'


    Then there is a great silence in the hall.


    Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,


    But he doesn't say a word.


    Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'Well, what do YOU want?'



    'IS DOROTHY HERE?'


    :biggrin::laugh:
     
  2. nagisa

    nagisa Chat & Forum Buddy Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Ahem!!!
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :laugh::laugh:
     
  5. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  6. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    lol that is great
     
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