The Life Cycle is Backwards...!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Ignored, Nov 8, 2006.

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  1. Ignored

    Ignored Staff Alumni


    I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy;

    go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.
  2. Jenny

    Jenny Staff Alumni

    What a great idea! I'd love to end up as an orgasm.. :unsure: Think i'll leave my trail of thought there for now :huh: :laugh:
  3. xan

    xan Chat Buddy

    that does sound like a much better life unless you wake up with a really killer disease or drowning or something...
  4. Syd

    Syd Guest

    The grass is always greener...
  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Dang I thought I was the only one who thought we lived the wrong way round.

    second thoughts, great someone as nutty as me :laugh: :laugh:

    By the way whats a Super Moderator? Does this mean you're the best moderator we have? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Crap, read that back and it sounded sarcastic...WAS IN NO WAY MEANT TO BE SACASTIC!!!! :unsure: :unsure:
  7. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    :laugh: Shygirl, you're a genius...
  8. Ignored

    Ignored Staff Alumni

    Yeah, that's exactly it... no matter what the others say!!! *looks around nervously*
    Actually, it means I can ban trolls etc if they attack when there's no admin around, that's all! But I can dream I suppose...... :bleh:
    Sarah :superman: mod

    ps Lauren, I'd like to take credit for this but someone sent it to me and I thought I'd share. :smile:
  9. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    LOL loved the superman bit.

    Erm.....we have trolls ???? :blink: :hiding:
  10. Ignored

    Ignored Staff Alumni

    Occasionally we do, but it's usually sorted out really quickly, so don't worry! :smile:
  11. consciousinsane

    consciousinsane Well-Known Member

    What if you wake up and your a troll?

    What about the unbirth part? How would that be positive? Squeezed into a tight hole? Or worse, actually knowing your looking at your mom naked :eek:hmy: and going up inside her. What a nightmare! I think I'd have kill myself once I reached age 2 hours. It would take the rest of my 9 months to try to recover such a painful event. Everything else sounds good though.
  12. Abacus21

    Abacus21 Staff Alumni

    Conciousinsane does indeed have a point there... although, the rest sounds good to me! :biggrin:
  13. Syd

    Syd Guest

    This was originally a George Carlin joke, for anyone interested in the origins.

    HOT~DAWG~MAMA Active Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy crap that's freaking hilarious!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    My thoughts exactly on the subject consciousinsane! Haha!
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