The most embarrassing moments...

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  1. Rogue1

    Rogue1 Active Member

    > Message A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition
    > to find the most embarrassing moments in listener's lives. The following
    > are the final 4
    >
    > 4th Place
    > While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
    > some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold
    > of her after receiving looks of disgustand annoyancefrom other patrons. I
    > told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be
    > punished.
    > To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said a voice just as threatening,
    'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
    > kissing Daddy's Willie last night!'
    > The silence was deafening, after this enlightening exchange. Even the
    > tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity
    > and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I
    > heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
    >
    > 3rd Place
    > It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my
    > parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over
    > for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
    > telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give
    > her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call,
    > we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the
    > stairs,> the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled
    > 'SURPRISE'
    > My entire family...aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my
    > friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot
    > in a state of shock and Embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.
    > Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again.
    >
    > 2nd Place
    > A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got
    > up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag.
    > Imagine her embarrassment when the checkout chick got on the public
    > address system and boomed out for the entire store to hear 'Price check on lane
    > TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.' That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the
    > store apparently missunderstood the word 'TAMPAX' for'THUMBTACKS' in
    > a very business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the public address
    > system:> 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU BELT
    > IN WITH A HAMMER?'
    >
    > 1st place
    > And the winner is........ This one happened at a major Australian
    > University in October last year in a biology lecture, a professor was
    > discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
    > A young female, raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand what you are
    > saying, there is a lot of glucose in the male semen as in sugar?'
    > 'That's correct.' Responded the professor, going on to add some
    > statistical data.
    > Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste
    > sweet?'
    > After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor
    > girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently
    > said, she picked up her books, and without a word walked out of the
    > class, and never returned.
    > However, as she was going out of the door, The professor's reply was a
    > classic.
    > Totally straight faced, he answered her question.
    > 'IT DOESN'T TASTE SWEET BECAUSE THE TASTE-BUDS FOR SWEETNESS ARE ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE AND NOT IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT.'
     
  2. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    lol! I love it! Thanks Rogue :D
     
  3. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

    1st one is the best:)
     
  4. iceeblusmurf

    iceeblusmurf Senior Member

    OH MY GOD!

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:
     
  5. jameslyons

    jameslyons Well-Known Member

    :goodone:
     
  6. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    :rofl:

    i would not want to be in any of their places. :laugh:
     
  7. snowraven

    snowraven Well-Known Member

    Nice one.:rofl:
     
  8. Rockster

    Rockster Guest

    HAHA sweet :)
     
  9. Haley-Elizabeth

    Haley-Elizabeth Well-Known Member

    I liked the second one. I don't think I could have lived after that happened.

    The one that won would be something I would say. I'd have told everyone, "Bitches, the only reason I know it's salty is cause yo mama told me so."
     
  10. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    omg!! :rofl:
     
  11. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    Lolol, that is gooood!
     
  12. mourningseraph

    mourningseraph Well-Known Member

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