The New Math ;-)

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by FoundAndLost1, Feb 15, 2008.

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  1. New Math


    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    However,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND - look how far ass kissing will take you!

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top.

    Anybody you know who is good at this new math?



    (from my 'joke/funny' thread in Positive Feelings. Yep, a shameless 'ham'!)
     
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  3. nagisa

    nagisa Chat & Forum Buddy Staff Alumni

    lol!!!
     
  4. psycho8

    psycho8 Well-Known Member

    :hysterica
     
  5. Yeah - but how'd you all SCORE?! :biggrin:
     
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