The Third Side

Those who will be left on earth, when the war between heaven and hell begins, wanna take a third side, humanity?

I am stocking up, salt, books on magic, guns, knives, flashlights, medical equipment and clean water.

If those demons or angels want to take me, they'll get a 45 between the eyes first.

 

Ive always wondered what an apocalypse would look like. Then i think, fuck it time to take some shrooms to make it even more epic :tongue:

 

Well if it's a war, I'll be ready. Black magic and Hoodoo to keep back demons and then Enochian spells to keep back angels.
The human race has free will, how about we decide to not hand over our planet to anyone?

 

You lot been watching Legion? :laugh:

 

God that movie was awful, I tried to sell it fast.
It was so boring.

Besides, if we're talking the Judeo-Christian rapture, there should be a war of angels and demons.
I am ready.

 

if an invading entity of any size mass or scale came and tried to kill me or control me bluntly, id be all over that shit. tactical nukes? hell yeah! Well.. hey why not :lol!: Voodo? fuck it i'd give that shit a bash, why the hell not Time to let go of the constraints of society and just be whatever the hell we are in truth

Good god legion? That was one funny ass movie :love:

 

Oh yeah, because things that exist in a pit of eternal fire, torment and horrifying agony get wiped out by nukes easily

Oh well, we'll probably trying doing it anyhow.

So is it supposed to be midnight may 20th or midnight may 21st? and for that matter, which midnight, american, japanese, australian?

 

tbh i just wanted to see a mushroom cloud while i eat mushrooms

I think it's 6 pm in individual countries. Gods meticulously going to take people at this given time in each country. I was hoping to have a plane and outrun his transporter beam to heaven and watch people float away as he moved from country to country, but i think the impending invasion will require my more immediate attention. I think austrailia is now being covered by death and decay at the moment. I wonder if the pets are doing alright or if the succubus are having their way with them. :tongue:

 

Bring it.

 

If I drink a load of holy water and piss into a super soaker do i have the greatest anti demon weapon ever?

 

Either way, whether it happens periodically or all at once, there won't be that many raptured and if by some chance, I am, I am stealing an angels sword, preferably Deaths and jumping down to earth to fight.

 

Honestly at that point, just take god hostage and demand the usage of his apocalyptic powers or else :biggrin:
God oh dear god.. I am going to sleep. Bon voyage you goody too shoe bastards.

 

Rude. Going on my ignore list
Kidding.

 

I'll join you.Eternal anything seems like a majorly dull prospect to endure.

Have you got nets filled with tempting piles of of jesus toast to trap the angels in?

Exploding porn should take care of the dark side...and most of our side too but that's almost a win/win when you balance it out or don't think about it properly.

 

Looks like we kicked the apocolypses ass back into the stoneage .. me thinks voodoo and Rudeness worked :tongue: I wonder if we can put god on the ignore list now as far as death and destruction are concerned :reub:

 

Well it's Noon, May 21st here. So I'll wait until midnight and see what the news says.

Who was the old guy who predicted may 21st?

 

I've been raptured :angel: it may have something to do with the several gin and tonics I've consumed but still........ :tongue:

 

Divine proof! Oh noes... :lol!:

 

Ow no im still here, does that mean god doesnt love me?

 

God loves everyone it is we who have to learn to reciprocate and fix up!