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The Three Stages of Life

Discussion in 'Positive Feelings and Motivational Messages' started by pit, Jan 9, 2011.

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  1. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    1. Picking up the pizza and driving it home, savoring it's aroma as it wafts its flavor throughout your car.

    2. Opening the pizza box and worshiping this tomato circle of creation, pepperoni, mushrooms, oregano, cheese, garlic, looking at it with pleasured eyes.

    3. This is the stage that goes real fast -- too fast. Chomping down slice after gooey, yummy slice as the pizza fills your gut. Tomato sauce is almost leaking out your gills, but you don't care.

    What? You're still asking me what are the three stages of life? Fuck that. This is all you need to know.

  2. black_rose_99

    black_rose_99 Well-Known Member

    Haha this made me smile! I was waiting for some kind of revelation about what your three stages were and what each stage of the pizza eating process meant, but I'm happier the way it is :D
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