They walk among us ...and you know who they are

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Absolutely Unbelievable


    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

    I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charges. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
    She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

    I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free, " she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

    They Walk Among Us!

    One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"


    They Walk Among Us!

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" ; When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

    They Walk Among Us!!

    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

    They Walk Among Us

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.


    They Walk Among Us!

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

    They Walk Among Us!

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

    They Walk Among Us!

    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."


    Yep, They Walk Among Us!




    They Walk Among Us,
    and they Reproduce,
    and Worst of all
    .....they Vote!
    Find the gene pool and drain it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
     
  3. ari

    ari Staff Alumni

    omg omg i am just dying here laughing....omg i needed this today....thanks hun
    ari
     
  4. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

    After reading the first two, I thought it was gonna be they walk among us... the nicest people in the world or something lol
     
  5. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    I thought it was going to be some kind of "everyday angels in our midst" thing, but instead, it was hilarious :laugh:
     
  6. protonaut

    protonaut Well-Known Member

    When we arrived at the party I made everyone get out of the vehicle and told them, "I'll be right back.. I'm going to try to cram 10 more cases into the car."
     
  7. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Thanks for the lift Terry. We can all use a little humor every now and then. :laugh:
     
  8. Light_In_The_Dark

    Light_In_The_Dark Well-Known Member

    OMG LOL! First few were MEGA luck!
     
  9. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl:
     
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