This is sooooo funny!

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  1. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    Lily Allen - Nan You're A Window Shopper - (takes the p*ss outta 50 Cent's Window Shopper)

    (Chorus)
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Taking a look but you never buy
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Get on the bus coz you still cant drive
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Mad as f*** only just alive

    (Verse 1)
    Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
    You fumble for your glasses coz without em you cant see
    Its funny how I come round your house and im 20
    And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
    I walk into your kitchen everything’s got a label
    You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
    And you wont leave your house unless your wearing your thermals
    Your covered all in cat hair and your stinking like Strepsils
    Your heading down the Bowls Club
    Have another orange squash
    Bowls are rollin rollin rollin
    You cant walk right coz things aren’t what they were
    Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen

    (Chorus)
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Taking a look but you never buy
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Get on the bus coz you still cant drive
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Mad as f*** only just alive

    (Verse 2)
    Walking down the post office to pick up your pension
    And then your off to Bingo
    Its become an obsession
    So wary of the kids when their wearin their hoods up
    And even if they smile at you, you think it’s a stick up
    You only buy the paper to cut out the coupons
    Your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons
    Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription
    And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
    You got a leak in your colostomy bag
    Yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in
    At the weekend your shopping with your trolley
    Its sad how your rollin rollin rollin

    (Chorus)
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Taking a look but you never buy
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Get on the bus coz you still cant drive
    Nan you’re a window shopper
    Mad as f*** only just alive
     
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  2. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    What a hoot!! :laugh:
     
  3. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    *sniggers*
    And people in my Sociology lecture say they hate her :dry: The lecturer played her video for LDN to illustrate the Sociological Imagination *sniggers some moer* I'm sure she didn't imagine it would be used as an Educational Tool... :tongue:
     
  4. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
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