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This is too funny!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by lechilka26, Aug 27, 2006.

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  1. lechilka26

    lechilka26 New Member

    Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! :)

    Why it is good to be a man?

    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3. Your last name stays put.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10. Same work .. more pay.
    11. Wrinkles-add character.
    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
    19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    20. You can open all your own jars.
    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
    27. No maxi-pads.
    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    i think its the best joke!
  2. Casey.

    Casey. Well-Known Member

    lol, thats great. My favourite is number 27
  3. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    Hehehe thanks for sharing, and welcome to the forum. ^^

  4. Jenny

    Jenny Staff Alumni

    hehe thanks for sharing.. and :welcome: to the forum!
  5. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    That is funny, but not right!!!! :tongue: :tongue:
  6. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    Thanks for sharing :laugh:
  8. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    lol seems easier to be a guy
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