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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER



    Number 8

    Life is sexually transmitted.


    Number 7
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


    Number 6
    Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .


    Number 5
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years


    Number 4
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


    Number 3
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


    And The Number 1 Thought
    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

    - - - and as

    someone recently said to me:
    "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
     
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

  3. anotherearthplease27

    anotherearthplease27 Well-Known Member

    this is the best thing i've read in weeks...:)....
     
  4. BrinkOfExistence

    BrinkOfExistence Well-Known Member

  5. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    Funny Terry is back! Now I shall go spam your wall.
     
  6. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    Wise words to live by :biggrin: lol
     
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