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Three Little Pigs

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The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"



But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"





You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home !
 

Dreamer uk

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The little piggy that was getting pissed was obviously the one who built his house out of straw and is destined to get eaten by the wolf. He had realised he was in trouble, and sort alcohol to numb the pain of his life. If you had a house made out of straw you would probably be drinking as well. The wolf has a good sense of smell and probably followed the trail of wee to bait an easy meal.

I hope that clears up any misunderstanding you had :rolleyes:
 
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