To make you smile :D

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Dec 26, 2008.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
    name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name
    of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also
    called Ibuprofen.

    The NICE has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
    considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
    of course, Ibepokin..

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
    suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
    literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
    this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
    'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
    and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
    there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge
    erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
  2. mixedemotions

    mixedemotions Forum Buddy

    ha ha Terry. I likes it lol

    Mydixarizin!! lol
  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni


    Sad isn't it that this is more important to us as a population than healing the mind.
  4. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

    :) :laugh:
  5. Rosenrot

    Rosenrot Forum Buddy

    Ah, you can blame people being selfish for that.

    Funny regardless :laugh:
  6. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    Lolol That was funny xD
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