Turtles? Rockets? No way...

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Dubstepper, Sep 11, 2008.

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  1. Dubstepper

    Dubstepper Staff Alumni

    ok...what would you do, if you were walkin down the street and a turtle wizzed by you with a rocket strapped to him?

    i personally would chase him..
    thats gotta be worth a few bucks, right?

    what about YOU?
  2. monkeypunchluff

    monkeypunchluff Well-Known Member

    I would let it hit me.

    Then I'd claim it was a teen age mutant ninja turtle, on a rocket, that hit me.

    But someone would have to yell "shock and awe b*tch".

    Then my fantasy would be complete :D
  3. Dubstepper

    Dubstepper Staff Alumni

    then you can sue the department of fish and game for impure developments in nature..and one of those developments injured you...
  4. monkeypunchluff

    monkeypunchluff Well-Known Member

    Impure developments...?
    You mean, like a Liger?

    I swear to God, if I hear anyone make a Napolean Dynamite reference, I'll pee on their foot!
  5. Bob26003

    Bob26003 Well-Known Member

    I would try to get the rocket pack. :biggrin:
  6. Dubstepper

    Dubstepper Staff Alumni

    get to peein then...

    "its like a mix between a lion and a tiger...a liger"
  7. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    Lol niiice
    I would probably be too bemused and shocked to do anything but stare and blink O
  8. Starlite

    Starlite Senior Member

    i'm with cerise on this one, i would stand there with mouth open and stare!
  9. delerious

    delerious Active Member

    i would catch them and keep them as pets..
  10. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    what made you think of this? Just a wild imagination? A dream?
  11. Dubstepper

    Dubstepper Staff Alumni

  12. Danny Crooks

    Danny Crooks Well-Known Member

    I would ask the turtle for a copy of Zoo magazine, offer him a old holborn roll up, and take a photo with my nokia phone, then hijack the turtle, take him to th o2 shop, print the picture out, make him sign it, and feed him to the octapus behind the counter... "die sucker die"
  13. Corieh Infected

    Corieh Infected Well-Known Member

    I'd scream. o.o; Then again, I'm super jumpy.
  14. snowraven

    snowraven Well-Known Member

    I'd think -Why doesn't anything exiting or unusual ever happen round here.:laugh:
  15. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    I would hitch a ride on his back
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