Twisted

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by itmahanh, Feb 14, 2011.

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  1. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    I received an email the other day and thought it might be fun to try here. You need to make a 2 line love poem. The first line has to be romantic and the second needs to be the furthest thing from romance.

    Like this:
    In my heart your love shines like a light.
    Unfortunately, just like you, it isnt very bright!

    Anyone else?
     
  2. Sadeyes

    Sadeyes Staff Alumni

    I loved you more than the earth, the moon and the stars;
    Too bad your ego made me visit all of the bars.
     
  3. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    s*** stinks
    and so do you!
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    lol thanks for the laughs!!!
     
  5. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    How do I find the words to say I want to make love to you?
    How about this, it's okay one paper bag will do.

    When I gaze into your eyes so blue,
    I know I want someone new.
     
  6. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    you complete my life
    just dont tell my wife
     
  7. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    I love you so much, I wish to hold you in my embrace
    It just sucks that you happen to be a Butter Face


    I can't tell you how much I love you
    Because I don't , deal with it
     
  8. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    lmao took me the same joke told 3 times before I figured out what butter face meant!!
     
  9. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    :rofl:
     
  10. Deleted SKU

    Deleted SKU Well-Known Member

    Your love blooms like a growing flower, in the depth of winter.
    Fed by shit, wrapped in a bow, and sold to the highest bidder.

    To be near you takes my breath away.
    You smell like pickles and decay.

    My heart beats faster when i hear your name.
    Ermm... whatsherface... big knockered dame.
     
  11. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Darling, I would but love you the best
    If not for your flat as a board chest
     
  12. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    Darling, you are so sweet
    Too bad you have such smelly feet
     
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