Twisted

[itmahanh]

I received an email the other day and thought it might be fun to try here. You need to make a 2 line love poem. The first line has to be romantic and the second needs to be the furthest thing from romance.

Like this:
In my heart your love shines like a light.
Unfortunately, just like you, it isnt very bright!

Anyone else?

 

[Sadeyes]

I loved you more than the earth, the moon and the stars;
Too bad your ego made me visit all of the bars.

 

[IV2010]

roses are red
violets are blue
s*** stinks
and so do you!

 

[Petal]

lol thanks for the laughs!!!

 

[itmahanh]

How do I find the words to say I want to make love to you?
How about this, it's okay one paper bag will do.

When I gaze into your eyes so blue,
I know I want someone new.

 

[hollowvoice]

you complete my life
just dont tell my wife

 

[Prof.Bruttenholm]

I love you so much, I wish to hold you in my embrace
It just sucks that you happen to be a Butter Face


I can't tell you how much I love you
Because I don't , deal with it

 

[itmahanh]

a Butter Face

lmao took me the same joke told 3 times before I figured out what butter face meant!!

 

[absolution]

you complete my life
just dont tell my wife

:rofl:

 

[Deleted SKU]

Your love blooms like a growing flower, in the depth of winter.
Fed by shit, wrapped in a bow, and sold to the highest bidder.

To be near you takes my breath away.
You smell like pickles and decay.

My heart beats faster when i hear your name.
Ermm... whatsherface... big knockered dame.

 

[Prof.Bruttenholm]

Darling, I would but love you the best
If not for your flat as a board chest

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Darling, you are so sweet
Too bad you have such smelly feet